Observation(al) Humor
Because having report cards go home, a full moon, excitement over the upcoming spring break and two days of snow and temps that unseasonably cold wasn't enough, I got observed today for the last time this school year. As I pulled out of the garage and saw the full moon shining, I was rest assured of three things: death, taxes, and certainty we would be squirrely. (Anyone else feel like they can write a novel on the shenanigans that happen those unfortunate days we work and there's a full moon?) On a good day, I don't like being observed. It has nothing to do with my principal, I just don't like it. Period. You know those people who have testing anxiety? I have observational anxiety. For your entertainment, let me give you a rundown of how my day went: 2:00 a.m. It's pitch black and I awaken from a nightmare. About the observation today. One that involved my room being invaded by a SWAT team carrying body shields and wearing camo on their f...